i've said this before.
these things will never work if they keep making the thing they want you to not do look like so much fun.

wish i could take a bath in that thing

shot my first wedding. shot a talent show. got a 2nd job delivering pizza (guh...) trying to get the house/life/self ready for another child. and basically procrastinated.

i'll try to regularly update this thing again.


......since i know it's so crucial to all of your lives.

heh, never thought my dad's church would join the collection. in his defense, it's a sermon title and not an obnoxious catchphrase.

wish i had more than two of these.


EDIT:

oh wait i do

so when i was a kid and snow actually existed in alabama during the winter, we were either so broke or simply so ill-prepared that we didn't have any form of gloves or mittens one year, so my solution was to wear a pair of my extra-long soccer socks over my hands then cover that with a trash bag, and then add another pair of socks. ghetto? yes indeed, but also dry and snug.

LILY SMASH!

here's a halloween sign so i can have an excuse to post non-sign photos of lily's costume this year.







by the by, baby ballard number two is on the way. should be here around july. it only took two tries. my sperm are awesome.